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Goat Turds

Yes! Send me 1lb of your freshest Goat Turds!

We can all agree the best part of the cinematic experience isn’t the movie or trailer. It’s the snack you’re munching on throughout it. So instead of stuffing yourself with popcorn doused with mysterious yellow liquid, go for something more luxurious. We suggest treating your palate to kernels that have been ripened to the crispiest of crunches, then dipped in rich caramel, sprinkled with a dash of sea salt, and enrobed in sumptuous milk chocolate. If you’re thinking movie nights are getting gourmet, then you’re right. It can stay that way for a while since you’re going to have a seven-pound supply of Marich popcorn packs to make each viewing the best one yet.

Bag contains 1 pound of Milk Chocolate Sea Salt Caramel Popcorn (Goat Turds).

No 🐐 turds were actually used to make these delicious treats.

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